WiFi Speed Spray is 100% SAFE, natural, non toxic, and no side-effects. It's so safe, you can even BREATHE it in. WiFi Speed Spray™ is actually the climactic result of decades of TOP SECRET government research and development. Deep in the heart of the Nevada deseret, at AREA 51, America's best and brightest scientists were working hard developing WiFi Speed Spray™.

Most people thought they were hiding UFO's at AREA 51, but they were really hard at work discovering the formula that became WiFi Speed Spray™! The scientists were transmitting data so fast with WiFi Speed Spray™ it was creating unexplained lights in the sky! The media added fuel to the fire covering the UFO angle.
Everyone thought the lights were UFO's, and the government encouraged the public to believe that, because it helped the government keep WiFi Speed Spray™ a secret all these years! After all, they didn't want WiFi Speed Spray™ to get in the hands of Russia or some other government.

Now, WiFi Speed Spray™ is available in a civilian formula exclusively from Spectropolis.com, headquartered in Las Vegas, Nevada, just a stone's throw away from AREA 51!

Simply spray in the air around your computer. Just a few sprays is all you need. As data is transmitted from the WiFi antenna, billions of invisible WiFi Speed Spray™ "scouring" atoms are released at the speed of light. (That's 186,200 miles per SECOND!)