Tuesday, August 9, 2005
posted by IChiban at Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Imagine someone sparying this in starbucks:

My friend Eddie send this to me, Its hard to believe that someone would think about getting this take a look at it from ebay So far zero bids. Its funny this goy is got the SNR (Signal to Noise Ratio) equation for proof.


WiFi Speed Spray to the rescue!

This revolutionary product enhances the transfer of computer data through the air. You'll be amazed!

Do you live in a polluted environment such as Los Angeles? If so, you've probably experienced the heartbreak of data transfer slow-down.
WiFi Speed Spray
can overcome the effects of pollution, increase fidelity, and provide you with the fastest wireless data transfer possible.
Compatible with ALL 802.XXx standards!

It's a scientific fact. Radio waves become sluggish under a variety of common environmental conditions. Besides air pollution, radio waves slow down in noisy environments, at night, and in "high emission" areas such as computer rooms, offices that use fluorescent lighting, and even in the kitchen (those pesky microwave ovens are to blame!).

WiFi Speed Spray is designed to eliminate these harsh conditions selectively. Only the radio wave path is affected. It's 100% SAFE to use, natural, no harmful toxic substances, and no side-effects. It's so safe, you can even BREATHE it in.



Actual results may vary.

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Not available in stores!

*Disclaimers

WiFi Speed Sprayis 100% safe, 100% NATURAL NON-TOXIC substance. and is effective when used as directed. Do not use near electrical appliances, as any liquid can cause problems in excess. Wi-Fi Speed Spray is the ultimate gift for the geek who has EVERYTHING. Contains 99% water, 1% secret ingredient. Bottle and label design subject to change due to availability. Batteries not in cluded, (none required).

A product of the U.S.A.

 
3 Comments:


At Tuesday, August 9, 2005 at 2:58:00 PM EDT, Blogger Mini-DV

hahaha..this is a good one.

 

At Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 2:09:00 AM EDT, Blogger eatgod

NO FUCKING WAY
NO FUCKING WAY!! HA HA

 

At Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 1:04:00 PM EDT, Blogger Dahtowawa

I believe only 美國人 would fall for this...